i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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