I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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