my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i dont even know how to be here
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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