u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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