But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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