I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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