This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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