so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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