he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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