Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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