do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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