You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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