There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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