Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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