you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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