I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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