I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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