I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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