Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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