Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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