Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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