it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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