I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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