I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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