Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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