I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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