great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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