Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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