I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wish you could order shots online.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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