So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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