so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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