Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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