All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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