I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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