I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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