Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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