this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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