I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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