Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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