I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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