I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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