your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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