I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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