Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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