this just has baby written all over it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We left the knife in your bed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We need to get me chipped asap
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
