Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
not ubering you a puppy
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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