so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
