Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There's even glitter on my cock...
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