sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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