Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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