Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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