How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You can't just leave with hair like that
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
