It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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