what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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