Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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