talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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