Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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